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As of right now, I am currently unemployed till one of you, my loyal poo'ites, decides to send me money for the chuckles that I offer you weekly. Until that happens, or I hit the lottery, I shall continue pursuing my literary endeavors.
Right now, I am hard at work on my first book: The Surreal West, a southern yarn of a boy earning his rites of passage into manhood through his misadventures with his faithful dog and a host of townsfolk that aren't quite what they seem.
Also, I am working on a one man play: Forgiveness of a misbegotten Sex Life, which basically deals with midgets, anatomically correct puppetry, and my acceptance with fate's sick sense of humor in endowing me with less than an adequate tool to make my evolutionary jaunt.
I am also working prematurely on my autobiography: The Hyperactive Humorist - Etchings from a twisted soul. In it, I will detail the known and the unknown, the sick and surreal that has made me profoundly unique, and an enigma upon myself.
Lastly, I am offering weekly articles here for you to digest at your leisure, as my pension to stay focused on any given task for more than a moment is fleeting at best.
Check back often for dates of my shows, dates of publication, and even romantic dates. Who knows what I will throw into this site!
Right now, I am hard at work on my first book: The Surreal West, a southern yarn of a boy earning his rites of passage into manhood through his misadventures with his faithful dog and a host of townsfolk that aren't quite what they seem.
Also, I am working on a one man play: Forgiveness of a misbegotten Sex Life, which basically deals with midgets, anatomically correct puppetry, and my acceptance with fate's sick sense of humor in endowing me with less than an adequate tool to make my evolutionary jaunt.
I am also working prematurely on my autobiography: The Hyperactive Humorist - Etchings from a twisted soul. In it, I will detail the known and the unknown, the sick and surreal that has made me profoundly unique, and an enigma upon myself.
Lastly, I am offering weekly articles here for you to digest at your leisure, as my pension to stay focused on any given task for more than a moment is fleeting at best.
Check back often for dates of my shows, dates of publication, and even romantic dates. Who knows what I will throw into this site!